I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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