We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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