Can Purell be used as lube?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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