So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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