? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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