Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It's blow job season.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
