I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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