ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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