so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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