Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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