i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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