someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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