so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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