Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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