i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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