i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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