And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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