some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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