Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
