ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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