i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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