Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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