He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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