ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
dude. I can hear the air.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
