He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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