You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
