But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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