dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's rum buckets o'clock
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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