Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
