her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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