I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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