Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
