Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
too bad you live with your parents still
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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