On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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