she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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