I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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