so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She's the barista slut.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Found the puke drawer
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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