Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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