did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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