But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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