so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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