I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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