He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Randomize
