I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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