we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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