i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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