office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
