Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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