Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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