I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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